That Ugly Green-Skinned Hag Ain’t No Kin of Mine T-Shirt

THAT UGLY, GREEN-SKINNED HAG... AIN'T NO KIN OF MINE!

Some witches have green skin, warts and flying monkeys.

Ours has a horse.

This tongue-in-cheek Western Halloween design features one decidedly glamorous cowgirl witch relaxing beside her horse against a glowing Southwestern landscape—with pumpkins, lantern light, cactus, a broom and plenty of attitude.

And she's making one thing perfectly clear:

THAT UGLY, GREEN-SKINNED HAG...

AIN'T NO KIN OF MINE!

Printed in vivid Halloween oranges, purples and greens on the soft Gildan 6400 Softstyle T-shirt.

THE BACK

The back carries our coordinating seasonal Western Halloween design:

WHERE THE WEST GETS WICKED

Happy Halloween

Finished with the Vic Martin Western Trading Co. signature mark.

FEATURES

Gildan Softstyle 6400 unisex T-shirt
Soft ringspun cotton feel
Modern classic fit
Rich full-color Western Halloween artwork
Front and back printing
Professionally printed
Western humor with a Halloween twist

PERFECT FOR

Horsewomen, cowgirls, witchy Western girls, Halloween parties, barn gatherings, pumpkin patches and anyone who knows there's more than one kind of witch.

CARE

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed artwork.

⭐ Created by Vic Martin Western Trading Co.

Designed for horse lovers, western lifestyle enthusiasts, movie ranch fans, and those who still believe the West isn't just a place—it's a way of life.

Each item is made to order just for you. Please allow time for production before your order ships. Once your order is on the way, you'll receive an email with tracking information. Delivery times vary by location.

If there’s a problem with your order, please contact us and we’ll work with you to make it right.

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.