That Ugly Green-Skinned Hag Ain’t No Kin of Mine Hoodie
That Ugly Green-Skinned Hag Ain’t No Kin of Mine Hoodie
Description
THAT UGLY, GREEN-SKINNED HAG... AIN'T NO KIN OF MINE!
She's got the hat.
She's got the broom.
But this Western witch would much rather have a horse.
Our glamorous cowgirl witch poses beside her equine partner against a dramatic desert Halloween landscape filled with pumpkins, lantern light, cactus and vivid seasonal color.
THE FRONT
A smaller Western Halloween design sits on the chest:
WHERE THE WEST GETS WICKED
Finished with the Vic Martin Western Trading Co. signature mark.
THE BACK
The full illustrated design gets the big canvas it deserves:
THAT UGLY, GREEN-SKINNED HAG...
AIN'T NO KIN OF MINE!
Moving the main artwork to the back allows the entire illustration—and the joke—to be seen without competing with the hoodie pocket and front construction.
FEATURES
- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend pullover hoodie
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Classic unisex fit
- Soft fleece interior
- Double-lined hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Small coordinating Western Halloween design on front
- Large full-color illustrated design on back
- Professionally printed
PERFECT FOR
Halloween night, chilly barn mornings, fall trail rides, horse shows, pumpkin patches and cowgirls who refuse to let green-skinned hags give witches a bad name.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed artwork.
⭐ Created by Vic Martin Western Trading Co.
Designed for horse lovers, western lifestyle enthusiasts, movie ranch fans, and those who still believe the West isn't just a place—it's a way of life.
Shipping & Returns
Each item is made to order just for you. Please allow time for production before your order ships. Once your order is on the way, you'll receive an email with tracking information. Delivery times vary by location.
If there’s a problem with your order, please contact us and we’ll work with you to make it right.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.